Summary: Bobbyhas a fetish and wonders if he should tell Hank.
Yup,Hank said, sipping his beer.
Yup,Dale said, smoking his cigarette.
Mm-hmm,Boomhauer said, panning the area.
Yep,Bill said, scratching his bald head.
Nothingspecial happened in Arlen that Saturday afternoon. The men juststood in front of the fence in their alley, unsuccessfully thinkingof things to think about. Finally, after standing silently for overan hour, they gave up trying to think of anything to say and justdecided to return home and resume their personal lives.
Hankwalked into the living room and sat down on the sofa and watched thenews on the television. Nothing new was on TV. It just seemed likean absolutely boring day. Just then, Peggy, Hanks wife, enteredthe living room.
Hank,why are you just sitting there? If youre this bored, why dontyou mow the lawn or paint the house? Peggy asked her husband.
Well,I would, but I did all that 2 days ago. I dont need to do thatright now, Hank responded.
Youknow what, we need to go out to the Mega-Lo-Mart and buy somegroceries, Peggy said. Get Bobby, were going. Hank thenwalked into Bobbys bedroom.
Bobby,your mother and I are going to the Mega-Lo-Mart to get somegroceries. Wanna tag along? Hank asked.
Sure,Dad, Bobby said excitedly. He grabbed his wallet and followedHank and Peggy out to the truck. Bobby wanted to go to the store forsome time because there was something he wanted very badly. Hankstarted the truck and drove the family to the Mega-Lo-Mart.
Hank andPeggy were standing around in the produce section, but Bobby wasbored. He had not come to the store for this. Dad, Bobbysaid, can I go somewhere else and look around?
Well,sure, son, Hank smiled, but be sure to find us when youredone. Well probably still be here in the produce section.
Okay,Dad, I will, Bobby said, running off. He felt very excited. Hehad never felt so good in his life. He knew what he was looking for. Bobby bolted around corners and aisles of the Mega-Lo-Mart andeventually found what he was looking for: the womens clothingsection. Bobby looked around to make sure nobody was around. To hisluck, nobody was. He instantly snatched off a pink tank top and madea mad dash for the dressing room.
Bobbytook off his dark gray shirt and slipped the tiny little tank topover his husky abdomen. Heh hehI like this shirt, Bobbysaid in a strange voice. He posed in several different positions,seeing how he would look. On impulse, Bobby slipped the tank top inhis pants pocket. He put his old shirt back on and found some pinkbikinis. He took one and went back to the dressing room. This time,he shed all his clothes off and put them on and felt kinky. Bobbynearly fainted, but he realized that he needed to go back with hisparents. He kept the bikini on, but slipped his pants and shirt overit. He hoped his parents would not find out.
Bobbyleft the womens clothing section, feeling very strange. Hehurried back to the produce section, where he saw Hank and Peggyleaving for one of the cash registers. Hey, Bobby, youre justin time Hank started, but frowned when he saw a little lumpunder Bobbys chest. Bobby, whats that under your chest?Hank asked.
Oh,Im wearing an undershirt, Bobby half-lied.
Oh,okay, son, Hank said.
Afterpaying for the items, the Hills headed for the doors to leave theMega-Lo-Mart. Just as Bobby was about to walk out the door, loudsirens emitted from all directions!