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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Dales Secret Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Dales Secret Chapter 2

Chapter Two: Dale’s True Feelings For Peggy

Say, Dale, any idea where Hank would be? said Bill.

Nope, said Dale. Probably wasting time with Peggy.

You seem to be talking about her lot, yo, said Boomhauer. Dang ol man, crush on her or sumthin

Nuh-uh! lied Dale.

Shes mine! said Bill. It was kind of obvious that he has had a major crush on her since Bills divorce with Lenore. My God, hes so obsessed with her. He had posters, pictures and even clothing of hers

Mmm Dale and Peggy sittin in a treeK-I-S-S-I-N-G sang Boomhauer.

Shut up! said Dale and Bill. Then Bill added Shes mine.

First came love, then came marriage, then comes Dale in a baby carriage, said Boomhauer.

Excuse me? said Hank.

Were you in there makin sweet love to Peggy? said Dale.

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 – Chapter 1

Arlen
Mowerthon 2006

By
Joe

Summary:
Hank and his friends prepare for the Arlen Mowerthon 2006. However,
he is in the shadow of more powerful competitors.

Author
Notes:
I do not own King of the Hill, its characters, or
any other copyrighted material. I do, however, own my original
characters, Phil, Tyler, and Joe.

Chapter 1

Hank was
in his garage tuning his red riding mower. He wanted to ensure it
ran top speed for the Arlen Mowerthon 2006. It had been a number of
years since Arlen had been selected to hold a lawn mower race. Hank
competed in one years before, but he had trouble racing because of
his diminished glute. This year, though, he was more prepared and
felt that his chances of winning were greater.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Gribble Drabble Chapter One

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Gribble Drabble Chapter One

Disclaimer: I do not
own any of these characters, Fox does.

The image of him, her
ex-lover had been burning in her mind for quite awhile now, and it
scared her very much. She knew to go back to him would not only be
most certainly the wrong thing to do; and to do it would be to sink
down to a lowly level. Nancy wanted to prove that she could be strong
without him. She did not need him-and besides; she loved her husband,
Dale.

But just sometimes,
feelings will fade.

Nancy sighed; and took
a sip of her tropical drink. She was sitting outside on her patio; it
was a warm day in Arlen; with an unusual breeze passing through. She
was wearing a new light blue sundress-with the shoes to match, of
course. She could not help but feel lonely-it was her day off, and
she had nobody to spend it with. Her son Joseph was on a camping trip
with the Hills next door, and Dale was off at a job.

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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling Chapter 2

King of the Hill

A Connie & Luanne Episode

Skip to My Lu My Darling

Written by Mr. Semaj

Act II

Scene I Former Owner

Luanne and Patterson meet Reverend Stroup in her office that day to confirm this sudden revelation. Reverend Stroup reads some documents laying out Pattersons priorities on the puppets.

Reverend Stroup: Gee, it looks like this man is telling the truth, Luanne.

Patterson: That is right. I had to surrender the poor marionettes back in 1964 to save some personal finances.

But forty-plus years later, I hear that Patterson Puppets have found new life in the form of a Christian puppet show, which I think is adorable. And as the original owner of these commodities, I would like a fair share of wealth from their newly-discovered recognition.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Bobbys Obsession – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Bobbys Obsession – Chapter 1

Chapter 1

It was a sunny Sunday afternoon. Bobby, Connie, and Joseph were in the alley with their bikes

trying to decide where to go.

“Can we go to the bookstore?” asked Connie. “There’s a new SAT practice book I want to get.”

“No way!” replied Joseph. “Can’t you get it someother time when we’re not with you?”

“The SAT’s aren’t going to wait ‘some other time’!” retorted Connie. “I need it now!”

“Guys, guys, you don’t kneed to fight over me.” said Bobby. “How about we go to the bookstore

long enough so Connie can get her book, and then we can do something else.”

“Fine!” replied Connie and Joseph.

Bobby, Connie, and Joseph rode their bikes to the bookstore. They walked inside and were

disappointed to see that there weren’t any other kids inside.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Gribble Drabble Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Gribble Drabble Chapter 2

Nancy
switched the radio off the second the first love song came on. At
this time, she wanted to be lost in her own thoughts. Her husband did
not say much; he seemed to be deep in thought as well. When they
first set out, she had asked him where they where going, but he would
not tell her. She felt too tired to argue at that point, and just was
happy to be able to shut her eyes for a little while.

Maybe
Ill get lucky, and well go out some place close to the mall,
and I can shop while Dale doeswhatever.

But
Nancys hope of that was crushed, once they passed by the shopping
center. She sighed, and slid down in her seat. Dale was silent for a
moment; but then spoke.

Well
be there soon.

His
voice had symphony in it, and for the first time, Nancy thought that
maybe, just maybe he was being receptive to her.

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Roping Nodes Chapter Two

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Roping Nodes Chapter Two

Chapter 2

Peggy
watched out the window as Nancy walked over to her house next door.
She had a feeling she knew what was going to happen next, because it
always happened when John Redcorn came over.

Nancy walked
up to her doorstep and said something to John Redcorn, and sure
enough, next thing Peggy knew, they were both walking inside the
Gribbles house. Peggy sighed and shook her head. She didnt know
who to feel sorrier for: Nancy or Dale? Nancy was obviously having a
problem getting over John and Dale was oblivious to it all. Nancy had
feelings she just couldnt resist and Dale was obviously a moron
for not realizing it. As many times as John had been in their
house
Peggy thought bitterly and then sighed and closed the
blinds.

A little
while later, Bobby came down the stairs and was heading for the door.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 – Chapter 3

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 – Chapter 3

Chapter 3

Hank
arrived back at the race track, just as the race was about to stop.
He saw his pit crew dressed in orange Dales Dead Bug uniforms.
They went up to greet Hank.

Hey,
Hank, where were you? Dale asked.

I
went to the house for a moment to think things over. Phils mower
is much faster than mine, so I probably wont win. ButI just
decided to race anyhow. What good is a race if you dont have
fun? Hank said. He then got on his mower, which was next to
Phils.

Ready
to race? Phil asked, revving his engine. His diesel engine roared
loudly. Hank nodded, but he didnt say anything. He was very
intimidated by Phils powerful tractor. He sure wish that he could
get the trophy even though Phils mower was faster. Only time
would tell.

On
your marksget setgo! bellowed the flag man. At that moment,
all the tractors took off. Most only managed to get up to 15 miles
per hour. The real race was between Phils tractor and Hanks
tractor. Phil and Hank had their tractors set for full speed, and as
Hank expected, Phils tractor whooshed right by. Hank knew there
had to be something else to make his tractor go faster. Without
thinking, Hank flipped the hood off his tractor while he was driving,
and it crash landed in the middle of the track. The drivers behind
him skidded, and some crashed into each other. Hank smiled. His
tractor was going faster but only by about 5 miles per hour.
He needed another 5 miles per hour to at least stay at equal speed
with Phil. Hank realized that he needed perhaps 10 miles per hour
more to beat Phil.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Peggy Becomes Almost Famous Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Peggy Becomes Almost Famous Chapter 1

Author’s Note: Mike
Judge owns King of the Hill. Cameron Crowe owns Stillwater and Penny
Lane. This is sort of a crossover of King of the Hill and Almost
Famous

Peggy
Becomes Almost Famous

By
Needles

It’s a sunny day in
Arlen, Texas. Hank Hill is sitting in his kitchen listening to the
radio.

“And Stillwater
is going on a reunion tour. They’ll be performing at the Arlen Arena
on Friday,”
said the radio announcer. Hank’s ears perked up
at the word ‘Stillwater.’

“The next
caller who can correctly answer the question I give them gets six
front row tickets to the Stillwater concert for free,”
finished
the radio announcer. Hank decided to give it a shot and called the
station.

“Congratulations,
you are our tenth caller. If you can correctly guess the names of
Stillwater’s original members, you win six free front row tickets to
see them,”
said the radio announcer.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Watch Out for Peggy Chapter 3

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Watch Out for Peggy Chapter 3

King
of the Hill

A
Connie & Luanne Episode

Watch
Out for Peggy!

Written by
Mr. Semaj

Act III

Scene I The Town Assembly

The
next day, Lucky sings as he heads home.

Lucky:
Oh, the Yellow Rose of Texas, I married her last year,

As
soon we meet again, we will talk over a beer

When
Lucky approaches the front door, a message is taped on it.

Dear Lucky:

Were having a public
meeting at Strickland Propane.

See you there.

-Luanne

Lucky
cant figure out what it could be for, but goes back to his truck,
and heads there anyway.

A
public forum is held at Strickland Propane without Peggys
knowledge. Everybody has a complaint about Peggys abrasive
behavior.

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