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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 – Chapter 1

Arlen
Mowerthon 2006

By
Joe

Summary:
Hank and his friends prepare for the Arlen Mowerthon 2006. However,
he is in the shadow of more powerful competitors.

Author
Notes:
I do not own King of the Hill, its characters, or
any other copyrighted material. I do, however, own my original
characters, Phil, Tyler, and Joe.

Chapter 1

Hank was
in his garage tuning his red riding mower. He wanted to ensure it
ran top speed for the Arlen Mowerthon 2006. It had been a number of
years since Arlen had been selected to hold a lawn mower race. Hank
competed in one years before, but he had trouble racing because of
his diminished glute. This year, though, he was more prepared and
felt that his chances of winning were greater.

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What a good for… a blowjob from Peggy!

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Hentai Picture: What a good for… a blowjob from Peggy!
Gorgeous Hank Hill losing her clothes and taking firm cock ball-deep into her groomed twat. Lustful babes of King Of The Hill willing to do everything that it takes to make visitors satisfied! Lustful King Of The Hill chick dreams for this awesome black tool right up her ass, and then eat it till it sprays jizz giving her a messy facial cumshot to savor on.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 – Chapter 3

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 – Chapter 3

Chapter 3

Hank
arrived back at the race track, just as the race was about to stop.
He saw his pit crew dressed in orange Dales Dead Bug uniforms.
They went up to greet Hank.

Hey,
Hank, where were you? Dale asked.

I
went to the house for a moment to think things over. Phils mower
is much faster than mine, so I probably wont win. ButI just
decided to race anyhow. What good is a race if you dont have
fun? Hank said. He then got on his mower, which was next to
Phils.

Ready
to race? Phil asked, revving his engine. His diesel engine roared
loudly. Hank nodded, but he didnt say anything. He was very
intimidated by Phils powerful tractor. He sure wish that he could
get the trophy even though Phils mower was faster. Only time
would tell.

On
your marksget setgo! bellowed the flag man. At that moment,
all the tractors took off. Most only managed to get up to 15 miles
per hour. The real race was between Phils tractor and Hanks
tractor. Phil and Hank had their tractors set for full speed, and as
Hank expected, Phils tractor whooshed right by. Hank knew there
had to be something else to make his tractor go faster. Without
thinking, Hank flipped the hood off his tractor while he was driving,
and it crash landed in the middle of the track. The drivers behind
him skidded, and some crashed into each other. Hank smiled. His
tractor was going faster but only by about 5 miles per hour.
He needed another 5 miles per hour to at least stay at equal speed
with Phil. Hank realized that he needed perhaps 10 miles per hour
more to beat Phil.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Peggy Becomes Almost Famous Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Peggy Becomes Almost Famous Chapter 1

Author’s Note: Mike
Judge owns King of the Hill. Cameron Crowe owns Stillwater and Penny
Lane. This is sort of a crossover of King of the Hill and Almost
Famous

Peggy
Becomes Almost Famous

By
Needles

It’s a sunny day in
Arlen, Texas. Hank Hill is sitting in his kitchen listening to the
radio.

“And Stillwater
is going on a reunion tour. They’ll be performing at the Arlen Arena
on Friday,”
said the radio announcer. Hank’s ears perked up
at the word ‘Stillwater.’

“The next
caller who can correctly answer the question I give them gets six
front row tickets to the Stillwater concert for free,”
finished
the radio announcer. Hank decided to give it a shot and called the
station.

“Congratulations,
you are our tenth caller. If you can correctly guess the names of
Stillwater’s original members, you win six free front row tickets to
see them,”
said the radio announcer.

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Hank Hill screwed Luanne Platter in tight cornhole

Luanne Platter King Of The Hill Porn

Hentai Picture: Hank Hill screwed Luanne Platter in tight cornhole
Wow, this huge meaty fellow is powerful enough to make the deepest sighs come out of crazy Hank Hill as it stretches her tight cunt! Seems like fuck-yearning King Of The Hill bitches haven’t been poked in ages! Slutty chick of King Of The Hill craves to take on this heaviest fuck load in her entire lifetime…

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Guilt Conquers Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Guilt Conquers Chapter 1

Guilt
Conquers (At Last)

My version
of Nancys Boys episode, only reading the episode summary.

Chapter 1:
Guilt Sinks In

Nancy and
John Redcorn were laying in his bed in his trailer.

14
years Nancy said. 14 years weve gotten away with this.
How crazy is that?

Not very.
Your husband is moronic, paranoid

Alright,
shug. Thats enough.

SorryWill
this make it better? he breathed down her neck and then kissed her
tenderly.

Nancy moaned
softly with pleasure. She was past feeling guilt; itd been 14
years. She just let him do as he pleased and she did as she pleased.
Shed done things with John Redcorn that shed never even dreamed
of doing with Dale. Dale was certainly a strange man. She and Dale
hadnt made love in years. She wasnt even sure if he loved her.
But what did it matter, really? If it didnt bother him, it didnt
bother her.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Watch Out for Peggy Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Watch Out for Peggy Chapter 2

King
of the Hill

A
Connie & Luanne Episode

Watch
Out for Peggy!

Written by
Mr. Semaj

Act II

Scene I Home Alone

The
next day, at home, Lucky packs a backpack and grabs a water bottle.

Luanne:
So, its only for a day, right?

Lucky:
Sure. Im going out to explore me a bit of Mother Nature. I may
be in early retirement, but who says a feller cant go out and
enjoy it?

Luanne:
Ill be here waiting for you.

Lucky:
You enjoy your day, Baby Doll. (kisses Luanne)

Luanne
smiles sweetly. Lucky leaves in his truck.

Later
that day, Connie spends time with Luanne after school. The girls are
playing a game with action figures.

Connie:
And so, after we make it out of the asteroid belt, Cosmo journeys
to the outer planets.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 Chapter 2

Chapter 2

When the
time came for the Arlen Mowerthon 2006, Phil had the mower fixed. He
took his truck all the way to Arlen with Tyler and Joe. Finally, he
arrived at the race track, which was the same place where Hank raced
his mower years before.

Well,
here we are, Phil said, unloading his tractor.

Good
thing you were able to fix it, commented Tyler.

Just
then, Phil, Tyler, and Joe saw four men walking their way. It was
Hank and the others! Hank walked forward. Are you our
competitors? he asked.

Yes,
we are, Phil said. Technically I am, though. Allow me to
introduce myself. My name is Phil Harris, Jr., and Im a diesel
mechanic.

Im
Hank Hill, and I sell propane and propane accessories, Hank said.
Hank and Phil then shook hands. Is that your pit crew?

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Hanks Revenge Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Hanks Revenge Chapter 2

Chapter
2: Love is Always Around

Hank was
sitting on the sofa watching the news when Bobby came into the living
room. Hey, Dad, what do you think of my new shoes? he asked.

Let
me see, Hank said, peering down at Bobbys shoes. He looked
startled at first when he saw that Bobby was wearing Peggys blue
high-heels. Bobby, why are you never mind, maybe I dont
want to know, Hank said, shaking his head.

I
think they look cool, Dad, Bobby said.

Bobby,
men dont wear womens shoes! Especially on purpose!
Hank said. Where did you ever get the interest to like this
stuff?

I
dunno, Bobby said frankly.

Hey,
Bobby, can you go outside and see if Dale is still outside, Hank
said. If he is, ask him what Nancy is up to. Ive got
something I need to talk to her about in here.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: King of the Hill No Holds Barred Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: King of the Hill No Holds Barred Chapter 1

The sequel to KOTH: Unleashed! Practically the same randomness, except I don’t describe the title sequence and I didn’t write this because I missed a show. Please try to enjoy. Hopefully this is as bad as the last one!

Check this out, Dad! Bobby said.

On the TV, there was an OutKast video playing. There was a girl in the sun and it was screaming, Oh, my God! It burns like hell! Who put me through this crap? Then there were people in the walls and they were going, Ow, this hurts so bad! Who shoved us in the wall?

Later, there was a guy in a poster and he had a chicken on his face. He said, I hope this chicken doesnt kill me! It didnt, but it poked out his eye.

Then there were these guys driving a car and a marching band was tied down under the hood. They were bending the sheet metal above them to try to get out. Then the car got possessed and it was talking. It was saying, We are the dark lord!

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