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King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Pornography Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling Chapter 2

King of the Hill

A Connie & Luanne Episode

Skip to My Lu My Darling

Written by Mr. Semaj

Act II

Scene I Former Owner

Luanne and Patterson meet Reverend Stroup in her office that day to confirm this sudden revelation. Reverend Stroup reads some documents laying out Pattersons priorities on the puppets.

Reverend Stroup: Gee, it looks like this man is telling the truth, Luanne.

Patterson: That is right. I had to surrender the poor marionettes back in 1964 to save some personal finances.

But forty-plus years later, I hear that Patterson Puppets have found new life in the form of a Christian puppet show, which I think is adorable. And as the original owner of these commodities, I would like a fair share of wealth from their newly-discovered recognition.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Bobbys Obsession – Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Bobbys Obsession – Chapter 1

Chapter 1

It was a sunny Sunday afternoon. Bobby, Connie, and Joseph were in the alley with their bikes

trying to decide where to go.

“Can we go to the bookstore?” asked Connie. “There’s a new SAT practice book I want to get.”

“No way!” replied Joseph. “Can’t you get it someother time when we’re not with you?”

“The SAT’s aren’t going to wait ‘some other time’!” retorted Connie. “I need it now!”

“Guys, guys, you don’t kneed to fight over me.” said Bobby. “How about we go to the bookstore

long enough so Connie can get her book, and then we can do something else.”

“Fine!” replied Connie and Joseph.

Bobby, Connie, and Joseph rode their bikes to the bookstore. They walked inside and were

disappointed to see that there weren’t any other kids inside.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Gribble Drabble Chapter 2

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Gribble Drabble Chapter 2

Nancy
switched the radio off the second the first love song came on. At
this time, she wanted to be lost in her own thoughts. Her husband did
not say much; he seemed to be deep in thought as well. When they
first set out, she had asked him where they where going, but he would
not tell her. She felt too tired to argue at that point, and just was
happy to be able to shut her eyes for a little while.

Maybe
Ill get lucky, and well go out some place close to the mall,
and I can shop while Dale doeswhatever.

But
Nancys hope of that was crushed, once they passed by the shopping
center. She sighed, and slid down in her seat. Dale was silent for a
moment; but then spoke.

Well
be there soon.

His
voice had symphony in it, and for the first time, Nancy thought that
maybe, just maybe he was being receptive to her.

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King Of The Hill Porno Story: Roping Nodes Chapter Two

King Of The Hill Porno Story: Roping Nodes Chapter Two

Chapter 2

Peggy
watched out the window as Nancy walked over to her house next door.
She had a feeling she knew what was going to happen next, because it
always happened when John Redcorn came over.

Nancy walked
up to her doorstep and said something to John Redcorn, and sure
enough, next thing Peggy knew, they were both walking inside the
Gribbles house. Peggy sighed and shook her head. She didnt know
who to feel sorrier for: Nancy or Dale? Nancy was obviously having a
problem getting over John and Dale was oblivious to it all. Nancy had
feelings she just couldnt resist and Dale was obviously a moron
for not realizing it. As many times as John had been in their
house
Peggy thought bitterly and then sighed and closed the
blinds.

A little
while later, Bobby came down the stairs and was heading for the door.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 – Chapter 3

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Arlen Mowerthon 2006 – Chapter 3

Chapter 3

Hank
arrived back at the race track, just as the race was about to stop.
He saw his pit crew dressed in orange Dales Dead Bug uniforms.
They went up to greet Hank.

Hey,
Hank, where were you? Dale asked.

I
went to the house for a moment to think things over. Phils mower
is much faster than mine, so I probably wont win. ButI just
decided to race anyhow. What good is a race if you dont have
fun? Hank said. He then got on his mower, which was next to
Phils.

Ready
to race? Phil asked, revving his engine. His diesel engine roared
loudly. Hank nodded, but he didnt say anything. He was very
intimidated by Phils powerful tractor. He sure wish that he could
get the trophy even though Phils mower was faster. Only time
would tell.

On
your marksget setgo! bellowed the flag man. At that moment,
all the tractors took off. Most only managed to get up to 15 miles
per hour. The real race was between Phils tractor and Hanks
tractor. Phil and Hank had their tractors set for full speed, and as
Hank expected, Phils tractor whooshed right by. Hank knew there
had to be something else to make his tractor go faster. Without
thinking, Hank flipped the hood off his tractor while he was driving,
and it crash landed in the middle of the track. The drivers behind
him skidded, and some crashed into each other. Hank smiled. His
tractor was going faster but only by about 5 miles per hour.
He needed another 5 miles per hour to at least stay at equal speed
with Phil. Hank realized that he needed perhaps 10 miles per hour
more to beat Phil.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Peggy Becomes Almost Famous Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Peggy Becomes Almost Famous Chapter 1

Author’s Note: Mike
Judge owns King of the Hill. Cameron Crowe owns Stillwater and Penny
Lane. This is sort of a crossover of King of the Hill and Almost
Famous

Peggy
Becomes Almost Famous

By
Needles

It’s a sunny day in
Arlen, Texas. Hank Hill is sitting in his kitchen listening to the
radio.

“And Stillwater
is going on a reunion tour. They’ll be performing at the Arlen Arena
on Friday,”
said the radio announcer. Hank’s ears perked up
at the word ‘Stillwater.’

“The next
caller who can correctly answer the question I give them gets six
front row tickets to the Stillwater concert for free,”
finished
the radio announcer. Hank decided to give it a shot and called the
station.

“Congratulations,
you are our tenth caller. If you can correctly guess the names of
Stillwater’s original members, you win six free front row tickets to
see them,”
said the radio announcer.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Watch Out for Peggy Chapter 3

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Watch Out for Peggy Chapter 3

King
of the Hill

A
Connie & Luanne Episode

Watch
Out for Peggy!

Written by
Mr. Semaj

Act III

Scene I The Town Assembly

The
next day, Lucky sings as he heads home.

Lucky:
Oh, the Yellow Rose of Texas, I married her last year,

As
soon we meet again, we will talk over a beer

When
Lucky approaches the front door, a message is taped on it.

Dear Lucky:

Were having a public
meeting at Strickland Propane.

See you there.

-Luanne

Lucky
cant figure out what it could be for, but goes back to his truck,
and heads there anyway.

A
public forum is held at Strickland Propane without Peggys
knowledge. Everybody has a complaint about Peggys abrasive
behavior.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling Chapter 3

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Skip to My Lu My Darling Chapter 3

King
of the Hill

A
Connie & Luanne Episode

Skip
to My Lu My Darling

Written
by Mr. Semaj

Act
III

Scene
I Trouble Ahead

At a local toy
store, children and their parents start to ignore the Manger Babies
merchandise on the shelves.

At Rainey Street,
Boomhauer and Bill are standing dejectedly in the alley, as they both
had a pretty slow week.

Plans for the next
Manger Babies episode is put on hiatus.

Luanne and Patterson
meet in the living room later that week.

Luanne: And so, Mr. Patterson, the changes weve made are
not going well with audiences.

Patterson: I see where this is going. All those damn
sitcoms have built a natural immunity against the new guy.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Guilt Conquers Chapter 1

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Guilt Conquers Chapter 1

Guilt
Conquers (At Last)

My version
of Nancys Boys episode, only reading the episode summary.

Chapter 1:
Guilt Sinks In

Nancy and
John Redcorn were laying in his bed in his trailer.

14
years Nancy said. 14 years weve gotten away with this.
How crazy is that?

Not very.
Your husband is moronic, paranoid

Alright,
shug. Thats enough.

SorryWill
this make it better? he breathed down her neck and then kissed her
tenderly.

Nancy moaned
softly with pleasure. She was past feeling guilt; itd been 14
years. She just let him do as he pleased and she did as she pleased.
Shed done things with John Redcorn that shed never even dreamed
of doing with Dale. Dale was certainly a strange man. She and Dale
hadnt made love in years. She wasnt even sure if he loved her.
But what did it matter, really? If it didnt bother him, it didnt
bother her.

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King Of The Hill Porn Story: Dale Vader Chapter 5

King Of The Hill Porn Story: Dale Vader Chapter 5

Dale and Nancy’s love

This is sort of a prequel chapter, or at least its a chapter I wanted to add to make this story a little more interesting.

“Okay, so have a good night friend.” Dale stated. “You too Dale.” Hank added as he went off to back his home. Yet, Dale was pondering of what Hank told him and his friends earlier. But saw Nancy waiting for him outside of his house at the edge of the fence. As soon as he reached her, they kissed each other passionately.

“I’ve missed you sug. Now that you’re home, I feel whole again.” Nancy stated as she looked at Dale’s face. “And I’ve missed you.” Dale added. “Where’s Joseph?” he asked. “He inside watching TV.” she replied. “That’s nice.” he added. “So much wonderful things have happened today.” Dale stated.

“For one, I did the most extermination jobs of my bug extermination career.” ” If this work kept on going forever, I wouldn’t be able to steal you away, and now that we’re here together, I feel so free.” Dale said as he leaned in to kiss her again. But then Nancy reluctantly stopped the kiss.

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